Well, aren't you dying for the recipe after that description...
Recipe
Watermelon cut up into pieces (not to small though because as you stir it, they break up a bit)
Goat/Feta Cheese
Fresh Mint (diced)
Vidalia Onion (or you could red onion-the goal is to have it sweet)
Vinaigrette: Grape Seed Oil, White Balsamic Vinegar, Kosher Salt, and Ground Black Pepper
OK. For those of you counting my ingredients like accountants for the mob, you might notice that if you count the ingredients in the recipe there are slightly more ingredients than the sacred number 6. For those of you that fit into the category above....use a bottled balsamic vinaigrette (and keep your attorney's number on speed dial).